I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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