K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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