I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Will exercising make me less horny?
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