Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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