i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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