1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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