Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!