All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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