roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize
