Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
vagina is talking i cant
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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