i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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