Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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