come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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