i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
A+ Viking dick
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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