Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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