butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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