well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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