Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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