Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Randomize
