awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think my vagina is haunted
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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