i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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