If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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