Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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