he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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