I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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