i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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