you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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