a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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