Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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