I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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