**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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