Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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