nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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