All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize