I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize