Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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