hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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