I don't think brook has ever known best
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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