a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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