i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Help. Why am I so naked?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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