Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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