OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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