Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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