a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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