If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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