My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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