I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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