somebody snuck up and got me drunk
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I have post one night stand depression
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