Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you traded sex for a burrito?
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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