Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize