can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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