Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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