2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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