my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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