The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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