Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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